FRIENDS & FRIENDSHIP.

No one can make you laugh quite the way your friends can, and there's nothing like sharing a few funny friendship quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter. 

Here are 18 of my favorite funny friendship quotes to share with those you love. I hope you enjoy these funny friendship quotes as much as I like sharing them with you!

1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

2. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin

3. "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

4. "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde

5. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous

6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

7. "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark

8. "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

9. "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf

10. "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." ~ Thomas Jones

11. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker

12. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ~ John Leonard

13. "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin

14. "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous

15. "Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb

16. "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

17 "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain

18. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis

As you can see, funny friendship quotes are a great way to remember what makes our friendships so special and our friends so dear. Share a few of these funny friendship quotes with the friends who make your life a brighter and your days a delight.

More useless but interesting information!

1. 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire are strung across the U.S.

   

2. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

   

3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

   

4. 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

   

5. 123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways.

   

6. 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.

   

7. 166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S.

  

8. 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "A meaningless existential hell."

   

9. 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.

  

10. 5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.

  

11. 56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year.

  

12. 7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.

  

13. 85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S.

  

14. 99% of the solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.

  

15. A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.

  

16. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

  

17. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.

  

18. A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

  

19. A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.

  

20. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

  

21. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

  

22. A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.

  

23. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

  

24. A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

  

25. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

  

26. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there.

  

27. A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.

  

28. A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

  

29. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

 

30. A jellyfish is 95 percent water.

  

31. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

  

32. A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.

  

33. A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

 

34. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 6 years. Wow.

  

35. A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

  

36. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.

  

37. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

  

38. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

  

39. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

  

40. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.