How stupid is this??

What you are about to read is a true story.............

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead
chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all
travelling at maximum velocity.

The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of 'bird strikes' to
test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on
the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were
made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield,
smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console,
snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the
back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the
experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the
British scientists for suggestions. 

You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
"Defrost the chicken."

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble!

(Wait till you see the last one)!

1.DORMITORY: When you rearrangethe letters: DIRTY ROOM
2.PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
3.ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
4.DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
5.THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
6.GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
7.THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
8.SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
9.ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
10.ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
11.SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
12.A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
13.THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
14.ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
15.MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER Yep! Someone with way too much time on their hands!

(Probably a son-in-law).Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!